Paper Bag Beverage Co.

So to fill up the numerous hours of free time that I accumulate over the week, I have ventured to start up my label of which many of you have herd before.
Paper Bag Beverage Co. was first conjured up when I moved to California and was forced to confine my drinking habit to the indoors. This was a difficult task for me as I have always been a lover of the great outdoors. But as always I have found a solution that would please me as well as fall with in the confines of the law – Paper bags.
As it were, though you may not drink alcohol while strolling around in your neighborhood, you are in fact aloud to drink anything else. As clearly states - The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized (this is the fourth amendment).
My solution was apparent – put the beer in the bag and be secure in my paper – because who knows what’s inside? Thus Paper Beverage co. established out of the necessity of the people and is now here to serve the common good and delicious goodness.
Paper Bag Beverage Co. is currently focused on producing some fine beers and intends to continue in liberating all manner of libations to the vast spaces under the sky.
Please join me as I attempt to create various drinks and add your comments and suggestions. I will post my notes on my creations to share and to maintain a log for future reference.